GIVE ME MILK OR GIVE ME DEATH

cavecat_milkStrangely enough, I had a discussion earlier on Facebook today with people over the paleo diet. I think the paleo diet is rather strange, cultish, and is more creepy when you consider that a lot–and I mean, a lot–of libertarians try it.

Anyways, after this discussion and a couple of others on diet, I found this hilarious story from BuzzFeed with the picture above.

Let it be known I will never, EVER, give up my milk. I love it far too much. Yes, I drink 2%, and I think I will switch to 1%. But I will never, ever give it up.

I’ve explained how much I love milk before. Here’s my lengthy, indepth treatise on the subject. Suffice to say, I love it quite a lot, and consider it indispensable. I drank a gallon of milk every two days as a child, and while I don’t hit quite that stratospheric number, I have never given it up.

And I never will.

In other news, I am contemplating trying Volumetrics.

When Corrections Go Wrong (Or Awesome)

Beyond Castro churchs drag-queen fuss, Aug. 16, Bay Area, C1 C.W. Nevius column about Most Holy Redeemer banning drag queen performers incorrectly stated that entertainer Peaches Christ appeared at an event at the churchs hall with a dildo shaped like a crucifix.

via Corrections, Aug. 16 – SFGate.

WOW.

Man, pulling that assignment out of a hat must have been the best game in the bullpen ever.

On Editing and…Ichthyosexuality?

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The same thing could be said about editing. Always go back and read through at least once, and if you have the time, at least twice. Otherwise, you’ll end up with embarrassing stuff like this:

Missouri: Totally down with Ichthyosexuality

Then again, there is the argument that you can look at something a dozen times and not catch it. That’s why you always have at least two or three people to check it.

Unless you’re in Missouri, apparently. They need to ask the fine folks in Lousiana for help.